Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2023

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. 

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you’re screwed

A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.

Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.