Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Life is too short to be small.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed

Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. 

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.