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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024

I’m gonna tan your hide.

He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.

She could make a preacher cuss!

He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.

He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.

The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.

She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.

He’s only got one oar in the water.

You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.

Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.

Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.

I’ll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleeping.

Why, that egg-suckin’ dawg!

He’s as happy as if he had good sense.

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

He’s tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.

That would make a bishop mad enough to kick in stained glass windows.

He smelled bad enough to gag a maggot.

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