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Country Sayings ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ in 2021

Iโ€™m so poor I couldnโ€™t jump over a nickel to save a dime.

Quit goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow.

You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn.

Sheโ€™s meaner than a wet panther.

He’s about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

He’s only got one oar in the water.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

He just makes my ass itch!

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

He doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!

You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.

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