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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024
He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.
He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.
She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.
He’s only got one oar in the water.
You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.
I’m gonna tan your hide.
He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.
She could make a preacher cuss!
He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.
He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine/a trapdoor on a canoe.
You don’t know dip sh** from apple butter!
You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.
He doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.
If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.
Over-the-shoulder boulder holders.
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.