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Grinch Sayings in 2021

And theyโ€™ll feast, feast, feast, feast. Theyโ€™ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But thatโ€™s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. Iโ€™M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

And then โ€“ the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of*ten Grinches, plus two!ย 

Iโ€™m all toasty inside.

Tomorrow is Christmas. Itโ€™s practically here!

Oh, the Who-manity.

He swept up their presents with the speed of a wiz. And he knew heโ€™d cause sadness, only theirs now, not his. All this excess and nonsense, it was all about greed. About meaningless stuff that they didnโ€™t even need. Yeah. The Grinch went to work. He scooped up the toys. He raced against time, he raced against joy. He hit a few snags as he made his way through an angry orange cat and a sleepwalking Who.

Holiday who-be what-ee?

The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

Be it ever so heinous, thereโ€™s no place like home.

I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.

Oh no. The Presents. Theyโ€™ll be destroyed. โ€ฆAnd I *care*! What is the DEAL???

If you utter so much as one syllable, Iโ€™LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If youโ€™d like to fax me, press the star key.

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