Letterkenny Sayings in 2024

Your wife is making you watch Hallmark the other day…. And you keep telling her he’s just going to the ripper’s later…

I’ve been hearin’ that peoples are a talkin’ and talkin’s are a peoples.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.

Donnybrook.

Oh, my spitter, so what you’re saying is we’re at this level, but we gotta get to this level?

Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”

Buddy, you couldn’t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ’em off with a .22

Wearing number 22 for the Tackville Tornados!

Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.

Give yer balls a tug, fight me see what happens!

Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.

Feed the ducks.

Toughest number worn by the toughest all-around player to ever lace them up!

Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.

What’s up with your fuckin’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12-year-old dutch girl.

The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada gooses is Canada mooses.

Like where the fuck Schultzy been out there?