Letterkenny Sayings in 2023

You seen a coon having sex with a barn cat on top of your truck fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.

You’re softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup.

I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?

I’m too fat to run.

You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub cuz you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

Your life’s so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it.

End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.

Clapper, clap bomb.

It doesn’t count unless you go part ounce key first.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.

As long as everyone’s having a good time, there’s no need to be poopy pants.

1 inch Thick Top Sirloin Steak .. Salt and Pepper heavily … grill at 400 .. 4 Minutes total ..flip each minute to get good grill marks … let sit for 2 minutes… Down the hatch.. Gill marks Bahd.

Just getting super sloppy all over our space dinks.

Your wife is making you watch Hallmark the other day…. And you keep telling her he’s just going to the ripper’s later…

I’ve been hearin’ that peoples are a talkin’ and talkin’s are a peoples.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.

Donnybrook.

Oh, my spitter, so what you’re saying is we’re at this level, but we gotta get to this level?