Letterkenny Sayings in 2023

Feed the ducks.

Toughest number worn by the toughest all-around player to ever lace them up!

Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.

What’s up with your fuckin’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12-year-old dutch girl.

The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada gooses is Canada mooses.

Like where the fuck Schultzy been out there?

Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.

You two are the silliest twats I’ve ever met in my whole fucking life.

That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.

Give your balls a tug.

What is that you little bitch what’s the red stuff smells red the red boys ride the red boys, less meals all wheels.

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?” 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.

Call me a cake, cause I’ll go straight to your ass cowboy!

You ever talked to someone so spare parts that they made you squint?!

Figure it out!

You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ’em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.

Tell your mum to leave me alone. She’s been laying in my fucking water bed since labor day.

As long as everyone’s having a good time. There’s no need to be a poopy pants.