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Funny Sayings in 2025

He doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Sister, no matter how old we get, being with you is like being a little girl again.

Tutto Fumo e Niente Arrosto
”All Smoke and No Roast”

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!

Going through a rough time in life has one great advantage; it teaches you how much your sister really has your back.

Divitae bonum non sunt
”Material wealth is not”

We have our own, unspoken language–a look that makes one of us fall on the floor laughing or the slight inflection in our voice that conveys everything. Someone who sees you exactly as you are and thinks that is enough.

Igne natura renovatur integra.
”All the nature is renewed by fire.”

Ahoy! lets trouble the water!

To know God, watch a butterfly return to the same tree โ€“ after a year and a thousand miles.

Oderint, dum metuant.
”Let them hate, so long as they fear.”

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.

Take time to be a butterfly.

When baseball is no longer fun, itโ€™s no longer a game.ย 

You can never predict when theyโ€™re going to do something incredibly โ€ฆ stupid.

The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledgehammer to smash a butterfly.ย 

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.

Cowboys need nothinโ€™ more than a hat, horse, and the will to ride.

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