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Funny Sayings in 2025

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A home should be a stockade, a refuge from the flaming arrows of anxiety, tension and worry.

Life isnโ€™t about waiting for the storm to pass. Itโ€™s about learning to dance in the rain.

If brains were gasoline you wouldnโ€™t have enough to propel a fleaโ€™s motorcycle around a doughnut.

He donโ€™t care what you call him as long as you call him to supper.

Buddy, you couldnโ€™t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

Heโ€™s a live dictionary.

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isnโ€™t, so youโ€™re just gonna have to keep picking โ€™em off with a .22

I donโ€™t feel very much like Pooh today,โ€™ said Pooh.

Heโ€™s overdrawn at the memory bank.

Wearing number 22 for the Tackville Tornados!

When you see someone putting on his Big Boots, you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.โ€

Without memory, there is no culture. Without memory, there would be no civilization, no society, no future.

Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

If people are upset because youโ€™ve forgotten something, console them by letting them know you didnโ€™t forgetโ€”you just werenโ€™t remembering.

Never was so much owed by so many few.

In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side

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