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Funny Sayings in 2025

La vita รจ un sogno.
”Life is a Dream”

Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.

The best gift Mom and Dad ever gave me was you.

Cercare il Pelo nellโ€™Uovo
”Look for the Hair in the Egg”

Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.

Sister, I’ve seen your strength all my life, and I will never stop believing you can slay dragons if you wish to.

Non fortuna homines aestimabo, sed moribus
”No luck people according to their character”

I’ll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleeping.

As I grew up, one of my strongest allies was my sister.

Nil adsuetudine maius.
”Nothing is stronger than habit.”

My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.

Butterflies are natureโ€™s angels. They remind us what a gift it is to be alive.

Aequam servare mentem.
”To keep a proper balance”

I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, A poet, a pawn and a king; I’ve been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.ย 

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

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