Stupid Sayings in 2023

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

The day is brighter than the night.

My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.

We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.