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Thanksgiving Sayings 🦃🍗 in 2024

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

He who thanks but with the lips thanks but in part; the full, the true Thanksgiving comes from the heart.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.

It’s turkey time

When you love what you have, you have everything you need.

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.

Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.

Give thanks with a grateful heart

Let’s give thanks to our belts, which will work extra hard to keep our pants up today!

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don’t unravel.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Keep calm and gobble on

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Thanksgiving, man… not a good day to be my pants.

Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

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