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Witty Sayings in 2021
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.
If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are
I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.