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Funny Sayings in 2024

Do not bite the hand that feeds you

Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and how you want to do it.

Cold hands, warm heart

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I canโ€™t find something nice to wear Iโ€™m not going.

Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me with a lie.

Children should be seen and not heard

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Better late than never

Garlic makes a man wink, drink, and stink.

All you need is love

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.

He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.

The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.

All good things come to he who wait

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