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Funny Sayings in 2024

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day…I’d be holding the
galaxy in my hands.

Aspire to inspire before we expire.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. Itโ€™s already tomorrow in Australia.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Hate comes from intimidation, love comes from appreciation.

Thankfully, I have other skills than just standing there and looking cute.

Middle age is when you still believe youโ€™ll feel better in the morning.

Youโ€™re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

I told you, I like your stupid face.

We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman

Itโ€™s a good day to be happy

The time is always right to do what is right.

Love you once, Love you still. Always have, and always will.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Two things define you:ย Yourย patience whenย you have nothingย andย yourย attitude whenย you have everything.ย 

Everyone keeps saying that love is blind, and thatโ€™s true. Itโ€™s only marriage that can open our eyes.

Embrace the glorious mess that you are.

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