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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2022

Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

He always draws the best bull.

Dumb as a box of rocks.

You’re so low you have to look up to see hell.

There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.

Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Not worth spit.

He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.

Let’s light a shuck.

She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.

If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.

No more good than an eyeless needle.

So big he looks like he ate his brother.

He could talk the ears off a mule.

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