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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2023
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Cold as a cast-iron commode.
Noisy as two skeletons dancing on a tin roof.
This ain’t my first rodeo.
Let’s blow this pop stand.
So pretty she’d make a man plow through a stump.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Tight as a fiddle string.
They hung the wrong horse thief.
He looks like he was in the outhouse when the lightning struck.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
This is hog-killing weather.
He called his hogs all night.
He’s got plenty of arrows in his quiver.
Church is out.
I’d rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.
A smart ass just don’t fit in a saddle.
He could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him.