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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2022

Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you’re out of good whiskey.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Loose as a bucket of soot.

Jugging and jawing.

In a New York minute.

This is so good it’ll make childbirth a pleasure.

So tight he squeaks when he walks.

He ripped his britches.

So ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Cold as an ex-wife’s heart.

Noisier than cats making kittens.

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