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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2023

He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.

Let’s light a shuck.

She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.

If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.

No more good than an eyeless needle.

So big he looks like he ate his brother.

He could talk the ears off a mule.

She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.

They tried to hang him but the rope broke.

If he had a brain, it’d die of loneliness.

When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Hot as a depot stove.

She’s itching for something she won’t scratch for.

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