Most Popular Categories
Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2022
Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
He always draws the best bull.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
You’re so low you have to look up to see hell.
There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.
Not worth spit.
He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.
Let’s light a shuck.
She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.
If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.
No more good than an eyeless needle.
So big he looks like he ate his brother.
He could talk the ears off a mule.