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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2023

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Cold as a cast-iron commode.

Noisy as two skeletons dancing on a tin roof.

This ain’t my first rodeo.

Let’s blow this pop stand.

So pretty she’d make a man plow through a stump.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Tight as a fiddle string.

They hung the wrong horse thief.

He looks like he was in the outhouse when the lightning struck.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

This is hog-killing weather.

He called his hogs all night.

He’s got plenty of arrows in his quiver.

Church is out.

I’d rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.

A smart ass just don’t fit in a saddle.

He could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him.

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