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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2024

He’s got plenty of arrows in his quiver.

Church is out.

I’d rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.

A smart ass just don’t fit in a saddle.

He could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him.

Dumb as a watermelon.

She makes a hornet look cuddly.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.

Cold as a frosted frog.

He learned to whisper in a sawmill.

If she crows, the sun is up.

It’s time to heat up the bricks.

She’s built like a Coke bottle.

Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

He always draws the best bull.

Dumb as a box of rocks.

You’re so low you have to look up to see hell.

There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.

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