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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2023
He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.
Let’s light a shuck.
She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.
If all her brains were ink, she couldn’t dot an i.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.
No more good than an eyeless needle.
So big he looks like he ate his brother.
He could talk the ears off a mule.
She’s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.
They tried to hang him but the rope broke.
If he had a brain, it’d die of loneliness.
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Hot as a depot stove.
She’s itching for something she won’t scratch for.