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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2024
He’s got plenty of arrows in his quiver.
Church is out.
I’d rather watch her walk than eat fried chicken.
A smart ass just don’t fit in a saddle.
He could sit on the fence and the birds would feed him.
Dumb as a watermelon.
She makes a hornet look cuddly.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Cold as a frosted frog.
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
If she crows, the sun is up.
It’s time to heat up the bricks.
She’s built like a Coke bottle.
Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
He always draws the best bull.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
You’re so low you have to look up to see hell.
There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.