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Texas Sayings 🤠🌮 in 2024
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you’re out of good whiskey.
By: Alanna 
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(0)Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
By: Napoleon (0) (0)
(0) (0)Loose as a bucket of soot.
By: Jacqualine (0) (0)
(0) (0)Jugging and jawing.
By: Leonel (0) (0)
(0) (0)In a New York minute.
By: Rod (0) (0)
(0) (0)This is so good it’ll make childbirth a pleasure.
By: Aja (0) (0)
(0) (0)So tight he squeaks when he walks.
By: Leigh (0) (0)
(0) (0)He ripped his britches.
By: Chassidy (0) (0)
(0) (0)So ugly his mama had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dogs would play with him.
By: Fidela (0) (0)
(0) (0)Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
By: Izola (0) (0)
(0) (0)Cold as an ex-wife’s heart.
By: Myrtle (0) (0)
(0) (0)Noisier than cats making kittens.
By: Sheila (0) (0)
(0) (0)Commode-hugging, knee-walking drunk.
By: Socorro (0) (0)
(0) (0)Faster than a sneeze through a screen door.
By: Devin (0) (0)
(0) (0)Fine as cream gravy.
By: Leonia (0) (0)
(0) (0)Never miss a good chance to shutup.
By: Jaunita (0) (0)
(0) (0)He’ll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.
By: Deon (0) (0)
(0) (0)Got a big hole in the fence.
By: Malik (0) (0)
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