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Texas Sayings ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŒฎ in 2021

He could find a whisper in a whirlwind.

Letโ€™s light a shuck.

She has more curves than a barrel of snakes.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

He could draw a pat hand from a stacked deck.

If all her brains were ink, she couldnโ€™t dot an i.

It donโ€™t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Hotter than a honeymoon hotel.

No more good than an eyeless needle.

So big he looks like he ate his brother.

He could talk the ears off a mule.

Sheโ€™s a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic.

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