Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2023

The more you play it the less you know about it.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Golf’s three ugliest words: still your shot.

A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don’t know diddly squat. When I’m playing well, I don’t even take aim.

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is a pencil.

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

I’ve always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.