Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2023

You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it.

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don’t really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.

No one ever swung too slowly.

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn’t that set your blood racing?

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.