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Golf Sayings ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2024

Born to golf. Forced to work.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter if you donโ€™t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyoneโ€™s golf game. It is called an eraser.

To some, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose.

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

The more you play it the less you know about it.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Golfโ€™s three ugliest words: still your shot.

A golferโ€™s diet: live on greens as much as possible

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you canโ€™t see him laughing.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

I know I am getting better at golf because Iโ€™m hitting fewer spectators.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using โ€œan outside agencyโ€ and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I donโ€™t know diddly squat. When Iโ€™m playing well, I donโ€™t even take aim.

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

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