Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age

Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.

Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again!

If things get better with age then you’re approaching magnificent”

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. – Boris Johnson

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred