Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2025

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

My life is better with every year of living it.

To me a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives.

When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

We are always the same age inside.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.