Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2025

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of year.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you’re screwed

A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.

Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

My life is better with every year of living it.

To me a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives.

When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.