Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

You’re [insert age]? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Life is too short to be small.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed

Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. 

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you’re screwed

A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.