Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2025

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday. Then I remembered that you already have me.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake

The way I see it, you should live everyday like it’s your birthday.

You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

We turn not older with years, but newer every day.

Let them eat cake.

Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.

By the time you’re [insert age], you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist