Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

We turn not older with years, but newer every day.

Let them eat cake.

Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.

By the time you’re [insert age], you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist

Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.

Those aren’t gray hairs that you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.