Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

My life is better with every year of living it.

To me a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives.

When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

We are always the same age inside.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old

Everything I know I learned after I was 30.