Birthday Sayings 🎂 in 2024

Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. 

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you’re screwed

A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.

Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. They’re wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

My life is better with every year of living it.

To me a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives.

When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.