Cat Sayings 🐱 in 2024

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

What greater gift than the love of a cat?

I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.

I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

That’s the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.

Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

Kittens are angels with whiskers.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

If you want to write, keep cats.

Cats are designated friends.

You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers — they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.