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Church Sign Sayings ⛪ in 2025

Jesus will love the Hell out of you.

Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.

We have a prophet-sharing plan

Need a lifeguard? He walks on water.

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

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May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you.

The struggle is real but so is God.

Eternity is a long time to think about where you went wrong.

Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?

Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?

Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body.

Jesus died for Myspace in heaven.

The best vitamin for a believer is B1

I hate this church. – Satan

Forecast for tomorrow: God reigns and the Son shines.

 If your life stinks, we have a pew for you

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