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Church Sign Sayings ⛪ in 2025
Jesus will love the Hell out of you.
Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.
We have a prophet-sharing plan
Need a lifeguard? He walks on water.
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
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May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you.
The struggle is real but so is God.
Eternity is a long time to think about where you went wrong.
Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?
Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Jesus died for Myspace in heaven.
The best vitamin for a believer is B1
I hate this church. – Satan
Forecast for tomorrow: God reigns and the Son shines.
If your life stinks, we have a pew for you
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