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Church Sign Sayings ⛪ in 2025
God recycles. He made you from dust.
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(0)If we could mind our biscuits, life would be gravy.
(0)(0)Put your troubles in HOLY pockets.
(0)(0)How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!
(0)(0)Jesus said “I’ll be back” way before Arnold did
(0)(0)Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
(0)(0)What could this sign say to get you here on Sunday?
(0)(0)Even dying churches donate their organs.
(0)(0)life a mess? try Jesus the original quicker pickerupper.
(0)(0)Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.
(0)(0)Easter comes once a year. How often do you?
(0)(0)Keep using my name in vain, and I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
(0)(0)Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions.
(0)(0)Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips.
(0)(0)Yellowstone might blow its top. Don’t worry. God’s got the date.
(0)(0)God is our wireless provider!
(0)(0)Feeling warm? This church is prayer-conditioned.
(0)(0)Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot. Drop it like it’s hot.
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