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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024
He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.
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(0)He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
(1)(0)The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.
(1)(0)She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.
(1)(0)He’s only got one oar in the water.
(1)(0)You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.
(1)(0)I’m gonna tan your hide.
(1)(0)He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.
(1)(0)She could make a preacher cuss!
(1)(0)She’s busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
(0)(0)Grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater.
(0)(0)His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.
(0)(0)Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
(0)(0)If you don’t stop that crying, I’ll give you something to cry about!
(0)(0)I’m gonna jerk her bald!
(0)(0)She’s pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it.
(0)(0)Law, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land!
(0)(0)You’d call an alligator a lizard.
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