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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025
He’s slicker’n owl sh*t.
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(0)He couldn’t find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
(1)(0)The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.
(1)(0)She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.
(1)(0)He’s only got one oar in the water.
(1)(0)You better give your heart to Jesus, ’cause your butt is mine.
(1)(0)I’m gonna tan your hide.
(1)(0)He hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.
(1)(0)She could make a preacher cuss!
(1)(0)His knickers are in a knot.
(0)(0)You’re gonna have old and new-monia dressed like that!
(0)(0)You’re lyin’ like a no-legged dog!
(0)(0)I’ll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!
(0)(0)I been running all over hell’s half acre.
(0)(0)Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine. (Translation: Apparently pretty happy.
(0)(0)When the Lord was handin’ out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed ’cause he don’t like to travel.
(0)(0)He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle.
(0)(0)She could piss off the pope.
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