Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024

Quit goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow.

You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn.

She’s meaner than a wet panther.

He’s about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

He just makes my ass itch!

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

He doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!

He’s a snake in the grass.

She’s lost as last year’s Easter egg.

If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.

He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.

Yankees are like hemorrhoids: Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.

Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.

I’ll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleeping.