Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025

You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.

He doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.

If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.

She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.

Over-the-shoulder boulder holders.

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.

That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.

Me-n-you are gonna mix.

She gets my goose.

I was born at night, but not last night!

I’m so poor I couldn’t jump over a nickel to save a dime.

Quit goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow.

You don’t watch out, I’m gonna cream yo’ corn.

She’s meaner than a wet panther.

He’s about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

He just makes my ass itch!