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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!
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(0)He’s a snake in the grass.
(0)(0)She’s lost as last year’s Easter egg.
(0)(0)If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.
(0)(0)He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
(0)(0)Yankees are like hemorrhoids: Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.
(0)(0)Well, slap my head and call me silly!
(0)(0)Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.
(0)(0)Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.
(0)(0)I’ll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleeping.
(0)(0)Why, that egg-suckin’ dawg!
(0)(0)He’s as happy as if he had good sense.
(0)(0)He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
(0)(0)He’s tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.
(0)(0)That would make a bishop mad enough to kick in stained glass windows.
(0)(0)He smelled bad enough to gag a maggot.
(0)(0)He’s got a burr in his saddle.
(0)(0)Her pants are so tight that if she farts it’ll blow her boots off
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