Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025

Faster than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition.

I’m as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.

Well that just dills my pickle.

There’s a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.

I’m as poor as a church mouse.

Who licked the red off your candy?

Keep it up and I’ll cancel your birth certificate.

He has a duck fit.

It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.

That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Won’t hit a lick at a snake. (Translation: So lazy he wouldn’t chase a snake away.

So dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

I’m so poor I can’t afford to pay attention.

She could start an argument in an empty house.

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

She has a dying duck fit.

I swan, you all musta pissed God off somehow. It’s drier than a popcorn fart ‘round these parts.