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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024

His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

If you don’t stop that crying, I’ll give you something to cry about!

I’m gonna jerk her bald!

She’s pitching a hissy fit with a tail on it.

Law, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land!

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

Faster than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition.

I’m as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.

Well that just dills my pickle.

There’s a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.

I’m as poor as a church mouse.

Who licked the red off your candy?

Keep it up and I’ll cancel your birth certificate.

He has a duck fit.

It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.

That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

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