Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025

He’s as windy as a sack full of farts

She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.

He’s about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule

He don’t know s**t from shinola.

He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.

He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine/a trapdoor on a canoe.

You don’t know dip sh** from apple butter!

You’re lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.

He doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.

If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.

She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.

Over-the-shoulder boulder holders.

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.

That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.

Me-n-you are gonna mix.

She gets my goose.

I was born at night, but not last night!