Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2024

Keep it up and I’ll cancel your birth certificate.

He has a duck fit.

It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.

That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Won’t hit a lick at a snake. (Translation: So lazy he wouldn’t chase a snake away.

So dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

I’m so poor I can’t afford to pay attention.

She could start an argument in an empty house.

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

She has a dying duck fit.

I swan, you all musta pissed God off somehow. It’s drier than a popcorn fart ‘round these parts.

He’s as windy as a sack full of farts

She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.

He’s about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule

He don’t know s**t from shinola.

He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.

He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine/a trapdoor on a canoe.