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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025
Something smells bad enough to knock a dog off a gut wagon.
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(0)His knickers are in a knot.
(0)(0)You’re gonna have old and new-monia dressed like that!
(0)(0)You’re lyin’ like a no-legged dog!
(0)(0)I’ll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!
(0)(0)I been running all over hell’s half acre.
(0)(0)Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine. (Translation: Apparently pretty happy.
(0)(0)When the Lord was handin’ out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed ’cause he don’t like to travel.
(0)(0)He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle.
(0)(0)She could piss off the pope.
(0)(0)I’m gonna cut your tail!
(0)(0)She’s pitching a hissy fit.
(0)(0)Lawd, people will be able to see to Christmas!
(0)(0)If his lips’s movin’, he’s lyin’.
(0)(0)I’ll knock you so hard you’ll see tomorrow today.
(0)(0)She’s busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
(0)(0)Grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater.
(0)(0)His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.
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