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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025
He just makes my ass itch!
By: Sherrie 
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(0)Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
By: Malcom (0)(0)
(0)(0)He doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
By: Krystyna (0)(0)
(0)(0)Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!
By: Usha (0)(0)
(0)(0)He’s a snake in the grass.
By: Anibal (0)(0)
(0)(0)She’s lost as last year’s Easter egg.
By: Renae (0)(0)
(0)(0)If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug.
By: Cristin (0)(0)
(0)(0)He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
By: Evangeline (0)(0)
(0)(0)Yankees are like hemorrhoids: Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.
By: Filomena (0)(0)
(0)(0)Well, slap my head and call me silly!
By: Chloe (0)(0)
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