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Country Sayings 🗺️ in 2025
He doesn’t know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.
By: Salvatore 
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(0)If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
By: Elinor (0)(0)
(0)(0)She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.
By: Bryon (0)(0)
(0)(0)Over-the-shoulder boulder holders.
By: Marcela (0)(0)
(0)(0)If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
By: Luke (0)(0)
(0)(0)I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.
By: Zita (0)(0)
(0)(0)That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.
By: Yessenia (0)(0)
(0)(0)Me-n-you are gonna mix.
By: Michelle (0)(0)
(0)(0)She gets my goose.
By: Nichol (0)(0)
(0)(0)I was born at night, but not last night!
By: Elfreda (0)(1)
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