Cowboy Sayings 🤠 in 2025

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Boot Hill is full of fellows who pulled their triggers without aiming.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

It doesn’t matter if a Cowboy lives in the mountains or in the flats, as long as it’s warm and there is a place to lay his hat.

There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.

A true cowboy knows love, pain and shame but never cares about fame.

He’s All Hat and No Cattle.

Never corner something meaner than you.

Boots, chaps and cowboy hats. Nothing else matters.

If men were intended to fight like dogs, we would have longer claws and sharper teeth.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

There’s many theories about arguin’ with a Woman, None of them Work.

Ain’t nuthin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.

He’s studying to be a half-wit.