Cowboy Sayings 🤠 in 2025

Dang, Young Whippersnapper.

I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow.

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

A lovely horse is always an experience; it is an emotional experience the kind that is spoiled by words.

Generally, you ain’t learnin’ nothing when your mouth’s a-jawin’.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Being thrown by a horse is not the worst thing that will happen to you. Relax before you hit the ground.

If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.

Some cowboys have to much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.

Do it right or get off the Horse.

It ain’t the clothes that make the cowgirl, it’s the attitude and heart.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

A real cow boy ain’t the one that gets on a bull to show off to a bunch of girls a real cow boy is the man that is out in the snow at 10 below caring for his cows before anything else.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Boot Hill is full of fellows who pulled their triggers without aiming.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.