Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2025

Golf is played by twenty million, mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot – the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one-foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen-year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.

One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.

You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it.

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don’t really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.