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Golf Sayings ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ in 2025
Gone to the course โ be back dark thirty.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or youโre dead.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
I play in the low 80s. If itโs any hotter than that, I wonโt play.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Golf is a game in which you yell โfore,โ shoot six and write down five.
The only sure rule in golf is โ he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Luck? Sure, but only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.
One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture.
A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. Iโve played the game for 40 years and I still havenโt the slightest idea of how to play.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.