Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2025

Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six and write down five.

The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Luck? Sure, but only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.

One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Born to golf. Forced to work.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter if you don’t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It is called an eraser.

To some, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose.

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.