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Golf Sayings ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2025

Gone to the course โ€” be back dark thirty.

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Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or youโ€™re dead.

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I never learned anything from a match that I won.

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Golf is a better game played downhill.

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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

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They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

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I play in the low 80s. If itโ€™s any hotter than that, I wonโ€™t play.

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Golf is a game in which you yell โ€œfore,โ€ shoot six and write down five.

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The only sure rule in golf is โ€“ he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

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Luck? Sure, but only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.

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One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture.

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A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. Iโ€™ve played the game for 40 years and I still havenโ€™t the slightest idea of how to play.

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Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.

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There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

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