Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2024

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of the futility of the human effort.

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

“Play it as it lies” is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is “Wear it if it clashes.”

When you hear someone shout “You da man,” if he ain’t shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain’t da man.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place in this world is when one is playing golf.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best. It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.