Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2024

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

Gone to the course — be back dark thirty.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.

I never learned anything from a match that I won.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six and write down five.

The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Luck? Sure, but only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.

One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity practiced in a pasture.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.