Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2025

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play.

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Born to golf. Forced to work.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter if you don’t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It is called an eraser.

To some, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose.

If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.

The more you play it the less you know about it.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Golf’s three ugliest words: still your shot.

A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.