Golf Sayings 🏌️‍♂️ in 2024

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of the futility of the human effort.

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

“Play it as it lies” is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is “Wear it if it clashes.”

When you hear someone shout “You da man,” if he ain’t shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain’t da man.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place in this world is when one is playing golf.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best. It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

Gone to the course — be back dark thirty.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.

I never learned anything from a match that I won.