Grinch Sayings in 2024

Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.

That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.

Oh hey look, it’s me. Oh dear

Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You’ve got garlic in your soul.

It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.

Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant

All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise… just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

But what would I wear? 

Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.

I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.

That’s 223 houses and only seven hours of darkness to work with.

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch / You really are a heel / You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel / Mr Gri-inch! / You’re a bad banana with a…greasy black peel.

Are you two still living

Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.

For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it

Fat boy ought to finish up any time now. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year, and HE never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes!