Grinch Sayings in 2025

Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein-Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold.

It’s because I’m green isn’t it?

If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!

4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into te abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked

Yes, Whoville is great, that is known far and wide and three weeks through December, this place hits its stride. Yes, the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch, in his cave north of Whoville, did not.

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.

Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.

I could use a little social interaction.

I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.

And he, he himself…the Grinch…carved the roast-beast!

Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!

Am I just eating because I’m bored?

What’s that stench? It’s fantastic

Sorry, I can’t hear you. I don’t speak ridiculous.

Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.