Grinch Sayings in 2024

I’m all toasty inside.

Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you?

Believe you me there will be temptation all around us. Behold! The present.

Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.

The Grinch hated Christmas—the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his heart was 2 sizes too small.

No one should be alone on Christmas.

No one should be alone on Christmas.

The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.

Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas? The Grinch: VENGEANCE! I mean… Presents… I suppose.

What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.

Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving…sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. Mm-mm. No, I don’t.

Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.

HELP ME…I’m FEELING.

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch / You’re the king of sinful sots / Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots / Mr. Gri-inch! / You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.

Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.

Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.