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Grinch Sayings in 2025

Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.

What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!

No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.

Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.

What is that stench? It’s fantastic.

You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.

Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

Am I just eating because I’m bored?

It’s because I’m green isn’t it?

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri

BRILLIANT. You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn’t I think of that? Cut, print, moving on.

What is that stench? It’s fantastic.

Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein-Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold.

It’s because I’m green isn’t it?

If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!

4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into te abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked

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