Letterkenny Sayings in 2025

Buddy, you couldn’t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ’em off with a .22

Wearing number 22 for the Tackville Tornados!

Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.

Give yer balls a tug, fight me see what happens!

Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.

Feed the ducks.

Toughest number worn by the toughest all-around player to ever lace them up!

Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.

What’s up with your fuckin’ body hair big shoots you look like a 12-year-old dutch girl.

The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada gooses is Canada mooses.

Like where the fuck Schultzy been out there?

Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.

You two are the silliest twats I’ve ever met in my whole fucking life.

That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.

Give your balls a tug.

What is that you little bitch what’s the red stuff smells red the red boys ride the red boys, less meals all wheels.

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?” 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.