Letterkenny Sayings in 2024

Clapper, clap bomb.

It doesn’t count unless you go part ounce key first.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.

As long as everyone’s having a good time, there’s no need to be poopy pants.

1 inch Thick Top Sirloin Steak .. Salt and Pepper heavily … grill at 400 .. 4 Minutes total ..flip each minute to get good grill marks … let sit for 2 minutes… Down the hatch.. Gill marks Bahd.

Just getting super sloppy all over our space dinks.

Your wife is making you watch Hallmark the other day…. And you keep telling her he’s just going to the ripper’s later…

I’ve been hearin’ that peoples are a talkin’ and talkin’s are a peoples.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.

Donnybrook.

Oh, my spitter, so what you’re saying is we’re at this level, but we gotta get to this level?

Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”

Buddy, you couldn’t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ’em off with a .22

Wearing number 22 for the Tackville Tornados!

Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.

Give yer balls a tug, fight me see what happens!

Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.