Letterkenny Sayings in 2025

Sort yourself out.

Nice onesie, does it come in men’s?

Hey barts! Did little Natisha take your last halloween oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?

Four leaf clover; make a wish! I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward bud.

Let’s take 5 to 10% off over there, squirrelly Dan!

We need backup, boys.

I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine? I’ve hoovered schneef oof an awake cow’s teet.

I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.

Does a duck with a boner drag weed?

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!

Sing Us A Song Or Something. Do A Trick. You’re F***ing Useless.

F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy? 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.

I am sure you have a handful names for your own horn, don’t you bud?

I wish all were not so strange in the world.

Fer fucks sake fuckin’ sort yourselves out!

You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.