Letterkenny Sayings in 2024

Fuck your all, your lives are so sad I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you.

Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.

Bar down, Bardownski.

We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.

Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.

I haven’t seen this sort of fuckin’ bedlam since we shot roman candles at coyotes that one night. Caught one right in the butthole, fuck, took off the back porch, and left 7 shades of shit in dad’s work boot.

If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat

I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.”

It’s a hard life pickin’ stones and pullin’ teats, but sure as God’s got sandless, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.

You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.

Eyes on your own work there, Super Chief!

Could ya let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh.

A couple of dangles don’t you want Anthon that further I’ll be an idiot smell it.

F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly f*ck.

You seen a coon having sex with a barn cat on top of your truck fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.

You’re softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup.

I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?