Letterkenny Sayings in 2024

I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine? I’ve hoovered schneef oof an awake cow’s teet.

I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.

Does a duck with a boner drag weed?

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!

Sing Us A Song Or Something. Do A Trick. You’re F***ing Useless.

F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy? 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.

I am sure you have a handful names for your own horn, don’t you bud?

I wish all were not so strange in the world.

Fer fucks sake fuckin’ sort yourselves out!

You naturally care for companionship, but I guess there are a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.

You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.

You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.

Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.

Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?

I suppose… If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it… We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches. Who might know… How they get f***ed… I don’t think we need to invite them though.

He’d better not be putting the flow in one of those man buns. That’s just looking for a Donny Brook.