Letterkenny Sayings in 2024

I’m too fat to run.

You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub cuz you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

Your life’s so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it.

End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.

Clapper, clap bomb.

It doesn’t count unless you go part ounce key first.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.

As long as everyone’s having a good time, there’s no need to be poopy pants.

1 inch Thick Top Sirloin Steak .. Salt and Pepper heavily … grill at 400 .. 4 Minutes total ..flip each minute to get good grill marks … let sit for 2 minutes… Down the hatch.. Gill marks Bahd.

Just getting super sloppy all over our space dinks.

Your wife is making you watch Hallmark the other day…. And you keep telling her he’s just going to the ripper’s later…

I’ve been hearin’ that peoples are a talkin’ and talkin’s are a peoples.

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.

Donnybrook.

Oh, my spitter, so what you’re saying is we’re at this level, but we gotta get to this level?

Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”

Buddy, you couldn’t wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ’em off with a .22