Letterkenny Sayings in 2025

We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?

I see the muscle shirt come today. The muscles coming tomorrow?

Where’s the sacrifice?

Look at that fucking treasure trial.

Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives me nipple butterfly kisses.

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.

Sort yourself out.

Nice onesie, does it come in men’s?

Hey barts! Did little Natisha take your last halloween oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?

Four leaf clover; make a wish! I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward bud.

Let’s take 5 to 10% off over there, squirrelly Dan!

We need backup, boys.

I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it.

You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine? I’ve hoovered schneef oof an awake cow’s teet.

I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.

Does a duck with a boner drag weed?

The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!