Letterkenny Sayings in 2025

Could ya let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh.

A couple of dangles don’t you want Anthon that further I’ll be an idiot smell it.

F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly f*ck.

You seen a coon having sex with a barn cat on top of your truck fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.

You’re softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup.

I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?

I’m too fat to run.

You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub cuz you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

Your life’s so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it.

End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.