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Funny Sayings in 2025

Donโ€™t settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.โ€ Abraham Lincoln.

โ€œA brave man dies but once, a coward many times.โ€ย โ€“ Iowa

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

Do as I say, not as I do

“For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”

Blood is thicker than water

A dog is a man’s best friend.

Christmas comes but once a year

A smile is happiness youโ€™ll find right under your nose.

Donโ€™t panic, just pray.

Someone comes to my house and asks me, โ€œWhere do you live?โ€ it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.

Cold as an ex-wifeโ€™s heart.

Oh, Iโ€™m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield!

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Noisier than cats making kittens.

Fuck you, Jonesy, your mum loves butt play like I love haagen dazs; letโ€™s get some fuckinโ€™ ice cream.

I did mean a little larger small helping.

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