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Funny Sayings in 2025

I suppose Iโ€™ll say it all started with a love letter.

4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I canโ€™t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. Iโ€™m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

A stitch in time (saves nine)

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

Do not burn your bridges behind you

She looks great in that skirt; her butt is so cute.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Gluttony kills more than the sword

Iโ€™m gonna tan your hide.

Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood.

โ€œI am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.โ€

Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.

โ€œAll who have died are equal.โ€ย โ€“ Comanche

Once a mother, always a mother.

Am I just eating because Iโ€™m bored?

A family that supports one another thrives.

Whatโ€™s that stench? Itโ€™s fantastic

Now I look beyond what I can’t do and focus on what I CAN

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