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Funny Sayings in 2025

No! Try not! Do or do not, there is no try.

What could be more important than a little something to eat?

It doesnโ€™t take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the mst serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked awayโ€ฆ to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless

Summertime is always the best of what might be.

The patriotโ€™s blood is the seed of freedomโ€™s tree

Clear, your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.

I drifted into a summer-nap under the hot shade of July, serenaded by a cicadae lullaby, to drowsy-warm dreams of distant thunder.โ€ย 

I Do Have A Retirement Plan โ€ฆ I Plan On Camping

Slรกinte!

Itโ€™s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping.

Tis better to spend money like thereโ€™s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like thereโ€™s no money!

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between Sunrise and Sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered, for they are gone forever.ย 

There is nothing worse, after days of falling asleep by a babbling brook and waking up to a choir chirping birds, than to go inside a house with insulated walls and an obstructive roof. This torturous invention, a cage, a box, prevents you from seeing or hearing anything of natural importance. Make time to free yourself and find a bit of nature.

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your heart be as light as a song. May each day bring you bright, happy hours that stay with you all year long.

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

Where would I be without a friend like you?

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