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Funny Sayings in 2025

Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, anything can happen.

Home is where one starts from.

Here I am, 5 oโ€™clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead birdโ€™s butt.

Poetry is news brought to the mountains by a unicorn and an echo.

After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up.

The struggle is real, but so is God.

Heโ€™s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.

I believe that all of our lives weโ€™re looking for home and if weโ€™re really lucky, we find it in someoneโ€™s loving arms. I think thatโ€™ what life is-coming home.

Iโ€™m rich! My Father owns the world.

I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.

Thereโ€™s two theories to arguinโ€™ with a woman. Neither one works.

My lifeguard walked on water.

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.

Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Bar down, Bardownski.

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Not worth spit.

We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your momโ€™s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.

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