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Funny Sayings in 2025

Bis vivit qui bene vivit.
”He lives twice who lives well.”

You donโ€™t know dip sh** from apple butter!

My sister is my best friend.

De gustibus non est disputandum.
”In matters of taste, there can be no disputes.”

To err is human but to arr is pirate!!

A sisterโ€™s love is forever, and on your birthday I wish you nothing but the best.ย 

Homo sum humani a me nihil alienum puto
”I am a man nothing human is foreign to me”

It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.

Butterflies are Godโ€™s confetti, thrown upon the Earth in celebration of His love.ย 

Baseball is more than a game to me, itโ€™s a religion.

Ah. Love. A dreadful bond.

I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.

Cowboy Up or go sit in the Truck.

Whatโ€™s a butterfly garden without butterflies?

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you’re on offense, the other team controls the ball.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digginโ€™.

She is a mermaid but approach her with caution. Her mind swims at a depth most would drown in.

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