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Funny Sayings in 2025

Give a man a fish, and youโ€™ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and heโ€™ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and youโ€™re a consultant

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

Retire from your job, but never retire your mind.

But I believe in fair trade, and I will tell you, I have many, many friends heading up corporations, and people that do just business in China, they say it’s virtually impossible. It’s very, very hard to come into China. And yet, we welcome them with open arms.

Youโ€™ve worked your entire career for this very momentโ€ฆ enjoy retirement!

Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, youโ€™ll never enjoy the sunshine.

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Thereโ€™s snowbody like you!

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

Wishing you a blessed Christmas and every happiness in the New Year.

Thanks for never streaming a Game of Thrones episode without me by your side.

Itโ€™s the most wonderful time of the year! We hope you have a very
merry Christmas and enjoy the warmth and magic of the holiday season.

I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if thereโ€™s a life after that, Iโ€™ll love you then.

Determine your priorities and focus on them.

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