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Funny Sayings in 2025

A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.ย 

A vaincre sans peril, on triomphe sans gloire.
”To be conquered without peril, one triumphs without glory.”

When you teach your son, you teach your sonโ€™s son.

Le monde est un livre dont chaque pas nous ouvre une page
”The world is a book, each step of which opens a page for us”

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

My father didnโ€™t tell me how to live. He lived, and let me watch him do it.

Lโ€™amour estย lโ€™emblรจmeย de lโ€™รฉternitรฉ, ilย confondย touteย la notion de temps, effaceย touteย laย mรฉmoireย dโ€™un commencement,ย touteย laย crainteย dโ€™une extrรฉmitรฉ.
”Love is the emblem of eternity, it confuses the whole notion of time, erases all the memory of a beginning, all the fear of an end”

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Bravery is being the only one who knows youโ€™re afraid

Saru mo ki kara ochiru
”Even monkeys fall from trees.”

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

Ippai-me wa hito sake o nomi, nihai-me wa sake sake o nomi, sanbai-me wa sake hito o nomu.
”With the first glass a man drinks wine, with the second glass the wine drinks the wine, with the third glass the wine drinks the man.”

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

We have met the enemy and they are ours.

Susumitsudukete sae ireba, osoku tomo kankei nai.
”It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesnโ€™t show up on X-rays, but you know itโ€™s there.

ย You have just made me realize that the Beatles had it all wrong. Love is not all we need, it is the only thing there is.

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