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Funny Sayings in 2025

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

Donโ€™t judge people by their relatives.

Let the sea set you free

It’s unbelievable how much you don’t know about the game you’ve been playing your whole life.

Lettinโ€™ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttinโ€™ it back.

Meet me where the sky touches the sea.ย 

In the game of life, itโ€™s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season

Where the leather is scarred, there is a great story to tell.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

I never trust a man who doesnโ€™t drink.

Count your blessings

I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised theyโ€™re going to be when you kill them.

I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.

She leaves a little sparkle everywhere she goes.

Bless out house as we come and go. Bless our home as the children grow. Bless our families as they gather in. Bless our home with love and friends.

And though I ebb in worth, Iโ€™ll flow in thanks.

The unicorn is born magical and itโ€™s not the unicornโ€™s fault and it doesnโ€™t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it canโ€™t help that it was born with that magic.

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