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Funny Sayings in 2025

Sheโ€™s built like a Coke bottle.

Oh, cโ€™mon, whereโ€™s your jam, bud?

But, of course, it isnโ€™t really Good-bye, because the Forest will always be thereโ€ฆand anybody who is Friendly with Bears can find it.

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes.

I supposeโ€ฆ If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of itโ€ฆ We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches. Who might knowโ€ฆ How they get f***edโ€ฆ I donโ€™t think we need to invite them though.

I think we dream so we donโ€™t have to be apart for so long. If weโ€™re in each otherโ€™s dreams, we can be together all the time.

Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.

Control, control, you must learn control!

It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

You will find only what you bring in.

August rain: the best of the summer gone, and the new fall not yet born. The odd uneven time.

Camping Hair Donโ€™t Care

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my sense put in order.

Hereโ€™s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

The two mostย powerfulย warriors are patience and time.

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