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Funny Sayings in 2025

Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.

I could hold you forever.

Nakama ga yotte tatakau toki wa, bลshi o kabutte, oyasuminasai.
”When your companions get drunk and fight, Take up your hat, and wish them good night.”

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

There must be a rainbow somewhere here because I seem to have found the treasure.ย 

Quel chโ€™รจ fatto, รจ fatto.
”What is done is done.”

He’s got a burr in his saddle.

I want us to commit the perfect crime: I steal your heart like you have stolen mine.

La semplicitร  รจ lโ€™ultima sofisticazione.
”Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication”

Her pants are so tight that if she farts it’ll blow her boots off

She’s not just my best friend; she’s my sister.

Siccome una giornata bene spesa dร  lieto dormire, cosรฌ una vita bene usata dร  lieto morire.
”As a day well spent brings happy sleep, so a life well lived gives happy death.”

That dog won’t hunt.

You better watch out! I have a big sister, and I’m not afraid to use her!

Pars magna bonitatis est velle fieri bonum
”A large part of the goodness will be born”

I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.

Ignis aurum proat, miseria fortes viros
”Fire gold proat strong men”

Avast ye landlubbers! Ye can throw ye lunch in Davy Jonesโ€™ locker, but not yer homework!

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